The Poo Man

A special council 'dog fouling squad' described today how an undercover surveillance operation caught a serial offender - but it wasn't a dog. It was a man.

This guy regularly travelled between two cities (up Noorf). In between he has his regular morning dump on the SAME street. Yup this is how you do it. When you need to go you go, just pullover.

If only everyone in the UAE learned to do this, that entire desert would’ve been a fertile forest by now lol.

Rain, Floods and Traffic

I got stuck in the mother of all traffic jams for 10 bleedin’ hours on the A34 while making my way to Birmingham. The normal 120 miles trip usually takes me two hours.

I left at 4:30pm and got there at 2:30am. All this mayhem was caused by the rain we’ve been having here.

Everything that could go wrong that day went wrong:
2 road accidents, floods on the motorway, closure due to landslip and road works could you believe.

Too much negativity

One weird thing that I’ve noticed about the English public (in general ofcourse) here is that they love being miserable and negative, its part of their national identity you see. It’s like you can’t be too positive or you’ll come across as an arrogant git. Why? I haven’t the foggiest.

The weather’s shite, the bus is late, the salary’s crap, the houses are too expensive, this will never work….whine whine whine, moan moan moan. I feel like grabbing one of them and shout from the bottom of my lungs “Get Fucking over it”.

I can’t stand negativity. It wears me down at times.

Sometimes I feel like I am turning in to one of them. Comon everybody let’s discuss all the negative stuff in our lives to make us feel better about ourselves.

Ouf why is the PC slow today

;)

Trait

I just made a personal discovery today. I have this trait were I don’t get emotionally attached to anything, whether it’s a place, job or friends. My wife even realised this in me. When I did think about it a little it made sense that this could be a result of my upbringing in Abu Dhabi-UAE.

I might have never noticed it before but growing up there you get accustomed to family/friends/people coming and going, and in my case moving homes. You tend to not get attached too much (subconsciously), accept it as part of life and move on.

This definitely some thing I have to work on.

Good day in the office

I got a phone call earlier in the week from the big kahuna at work. He phoned to let me know that the company is rewarding me for my work with a salary promotion. Thats the second raise I get this year, making it 23% in total. I must be doing something right, eh?

I can do with news like that more often.

Crazy Docter

Imagine this right. A woman goes to her Doctors asking for a contraceptive injection instead she gets told that she is possessed with evil spirits, given crosses and stones for protection, is advised to see a priest and that her mother was a witch who was plotting with her husband to kill her. Probably the scariest thing is this all happened in the civilised and great capital city of the United Kingdom, London.

Dr Pratt (rightly named I see) left her victim, known only as Mrs K, “very shaken and intimidated" after a routine consultation.

The trial contniue's.

Cow-Mad

North Yorkshire police are on a state of high alert after a youth was spotted coupling with an English longhorn cow at a specialist breeder's farm in Skipwith, The Sun reports.

I guess they're fast running out of things to do in North Yorkshire. For the cows sake I hope the lad was using protection.

One thing I do want to know is how the fuck do you shag a cow.

Police night-time patrols are "on the alert in case he strikes again". They said: "We are treating this matter seriously"

DNA samples and all are being checked.

Immigrants

This is a generalisation of the UK people’s school of thought (mainly SUN and Daily Mail readers), I must warn its very widespread.

-Why are house prices beyond people’s salaries? This is because of immigrations you see the more demand there is for housing the higher it goes. Kick immigrants out and house prices will come crashing down.

-Why are UK kids among the worst in Europe? This is also due to immigrants. Whilst we were a polite tolerant nation this is no more the case.

-Why are bills and taxes rising? Well you see immigrants just stay at home and sponge of the government leaving us working class people with the tab. Kick out the immigrants and we’ll get taxed less.

-Why are we obese as a nation? Immigrants have introduced us to balti's, curries, chinese...etc. Our traditional dish of beans on toast was cheap and healthy.

-Why is the NHS crap? This has been overloaded with immigrants who do not contribute to the NHS in the first place.
-Why are UK syllabus for GCSE, A-Levels and Universities being dumped down? Immigrants are dumb so we have to be PC (politically correct) and dump down the syllabus for them so they don’t feel out of place.

-Why are we running out of fish? Immigrants like to east fish. Nature stabilises itself through famine, starvation and national disasters but because people are immigrating instead of dying they cause a destabilisation of nature. If we kill the immigrant’s things will go back to normal.

I am sick to death of hearing right wing spooks complaining that immigrants don’t integrate well with the rest of society.Such attitudes are SO hypocritical, considering that most people in Britain don’t even bother to talk to their neighbours in the first place. People in glass houses...