Cow-Mad
North Yorkshire police are on a state of high alert after a youth was spotted coupling with an English longhorn cow at a specialist breeder's farm in Skipwith, The Sun reports.
I guess they're fast running out of things to do in North Yorkshire. For the cows sake I hope the lad was using protection.
One thing I do want to know is how the fuck do you shag a cow.
Police night-time patrols are "on the alert in case he strikes again". They said: "We are treating this matter seriously"
DNA samples and all are being checked.
I guess they're fast running out of things to do in North Yorkshire. For the cows sake I hope the lad was using protection.
One thing I do want to know is how the fuck do you shag a cow.
Police night-time patrols are "on the alert in case he strikes again". They said: "We are treating this matter seriously"
DNA samples and all are being checked.
posted by tobasco at 7/06/2007 03:40:00 pm
2 Comments:
Hope that cow doesn't make it to M&S' yorkshire puddings!
All sheep farms in Yorkshire should be on high alert too, in case the runaway "cow sex youth" strikes on more vulnerable pastures!
oh dear.. i hope these youths don't cross the border into wales!
i won't eat lamb ever again!!!
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